Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ransom money to pay off her debts.
To the park she goes. Watching the children play, until she picks out her victim. She grabs the little boy from the swings, and writes a note:
If you want your little boy leave $10,000 in a brown paper bag near the old oak tree tomorrow afternoon.Signed - The Blonde.
She tapes the note to the little boy and tells him to go straight home.
The next day, she goes back to the park, and sure enough, there is a brown paper bag under the old oak tree. She opens the bag and finds $10,000 and a note:
I can't believe one blonde could do this to another!
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