Ironic Celebrity Deaths
Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic "hunting rifle"Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap
Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps to accept Emmy
Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a slant board
Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris"
Keith Richards -- Natural causes
RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
Madonna -- Exposure
Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease
Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor
Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside of Carpet World
Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand
Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins
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