Then there is the story about a patient who
transfers from a prestigious nearby institution after a full admission
workup. The resident is asking Abie about his transfer.
R: Was it the doctors?
A: The doctor's there - I can't complain.
R: Was it the food?
A: The food there - neah, I can't complain.
R: How about the nurses? the staff?
A: The people there, all of them - I can't complain
This went on for several other topics, with Abie always answering "I can't
complain."
Finally:
R: So, just why exactly did you transfer to this hospital?
A: Because here, HERE - I CAN COMPLAIN
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