Sister Mary Grace died and went to heaven. St. Peter welcomed her, complimented her on her wonderful life devoted to the church, and asked if she had any special request.
"Yes," replied the nun. "I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
St. Peter led her through the streets to an old gray-haired lady, sitting in a rocking chair and knitting.
"Oh Blessed Virgin, I've always admired you," exclaimed the nun. "Tell me, how does it feel to be the mother of God?"
Mary replied, "It's quite nice, but just between you and me, I always wanted him to be a doctor."
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