- Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the shelves.
A woman approaches him.
- Woman:
- Can I help you sir?
- Foster:
- I'd like to see the registered pharmacist.
- Woman:
- I'm a registered pharmacist, and so is my sister. We own the store.
- Foster:
- Well . . . I guess you can help me. I've had this tremendous erection for two weeks and nothing I do will get rid of it. What can you give me for it?
- Woman:
- That's a rather unusual problem. I'll have to consult with my sister.
(She goes into the back room and returns a few minutes later)
- Woman:
- How about $5000 and half the business?
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