Mefco's Random Joke Server - Battle of the Sexes

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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game, she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described.

Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem."

Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple."

Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking."

"OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it." Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an orange."

Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking."

Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher?"

Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!"

Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it."

Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office!"

Johnny: "No Teacher, it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking!"

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