How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We've had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
It's a perfectly good bloody bulb!
We've had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
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