"I always wondered why we don't celebrate Thanksgiving with a pinata. I think it would be fun to cook up a big turkey, fill it with mashed potatoes, stuffing, and gravy and then tie it to the ceiling and bash it with a stick until all the goodies fall out for the kiddies to grab."
- Jennifer Bieneman
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