Two bumble bees ran into each other one evening. They hadn't seen each other in quite some time.
"Hey you look great!" said the first.
"Thanks." "I mean you look really great. Your black band are nice and dark, your yellow stripes are bright and clean. What's your secret?"
"I've taken to hanging out at Bar Mitzvah's. They have lots of great flowers, it's the best source of pollen I've ever seen."
"What's that on your head?" "It's a yamalke, I don't want them to think I'm a WASP."
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