A blonde walks up to a vending machine, sees the money slot, and puts in 75 cents. Out pops a cold can of Diet Coke, and she screams and claps her hands in excitment.
She pulls another 75 cents from her purse, puts it into the machine, and out pops another can of Diet Coke. She's even more excited than the first time. She just can't believe it's so easy.
This continues for about five minutes, when along comes a red head who asks if she can use the machine.
The blonde looks at her in horror and says "What are you crazy! I'm on a winning streak".
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