A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband, "I have a confession to make." "I'm not a virgin honey." The husband replies, "thats no big thing in this day and age." The wife responds with "Yeah but I'd like to tell you about it anyway and besides I've only been with one other guy." The husband says, "Oh yeah?" Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods" she says. "Tiger Woods the pro golfer?" "Yes." "Well" she says, "Hes rich, famous and handsome" He says, "Well I can understand why you went to bed with him Honey."
The husband and wife then make passionate love to one another and when they were finished the husband got out of bed and went to the telephone. "What are you doing, Honey?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry and I was going to call room service to get something to eat." "Well" the wife says "Tiger wouldn't do that!" "Oh yeah" he replies, "What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
Well the husband puts down the phone, hops back into the bed and makes passionate love a second time and when he's finished he gets up again and goes to the phone. The wife then says, "what are you doing now, Hon?" He replies "I"m still hungry so I was going to call room service to get something to eat." She again responds with "Well, Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah, What would Tiger do?"
"He'd get back into bed and do it again."
He slams the phone down, gets back into the bed and makes passionate love to his wife one more time.
When they finished he's tired and beat! He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial a number. The wife asks him, "are you calling room service, Hon?" He says, "No I'm calling Tiger Woods and finding out what the Hell par is on this damned hole!"
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