The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when
there came the sound of a key in the front door.
The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm.
"Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the
window."
The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the
window, then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth
floor."
"For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation, "is this
a time to be superstitious?"
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