The Top 12 Signs You're Being Stalked By A Farm Animal
and the Number 1 Sign You're Being Stalked By A Farm Animal...
- Every morning at the bus stop, that same pig is reading the
newspaper -- upside down!
- Whenever you cross the road, so does that damned chicken!
- That foul smell, and you're not with your beer drinking buddies.
- Heavy bleating on the other end of the phone.
- Silhouette of knife-wielding Holstein appears on your shower
- Everywhere you go, the bell! The bell!! THE BELL!!!
- You find a knit cap and four bloody gloves.
- You keep hearing, "Oink oink," and there isn't a See'n'Say toy
- After an ugly breakup with Flopsy, you find Glenn Close floating
in a pot on your stove.
- While baking custard pie, you step in cow pie.
- All 84 Caller ID entries read, "Babe."
- Note on your doorstep says, "We'll see who's laughing at
Thanksgiving this year, Ginsu Boy!"