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One day this little kid went on Santa's lap and said "Santa, can I please have a swingset, a basketball set, and a bike for christmas?"

"Sure" said Santa.

Then the little kids mom (we will call him Mikey) went up to Santa and said "Santa Mikey has been kinda bad this year so every where you would put a present put a pile of dog Shit?"

"Surely" Santa said.

- Christmas Day -
Mikey wakes up and goes to see if his presents are there .

He loooks in the Garage for the Bike: Just a pile of Dog shit.

He looks where the swingset should go: Just a pile of Dog shit.

He looks where the basketball set should go: Just a pile of Dog shit.

Then his Neighboor John looks over the fence and says "Hey Mikey, What did you get for Christmas?"

"I got a Damn Dog if I could Find it!"

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