Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine
- Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.
- Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the
beaker.
- After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.
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