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I was driving to work this morning when all of a sudden, a little elf appeared on the seat next to me.

"I'll grant you any wish you like," he said.

"Why don't I get three wishes?" I asked.

"Because I'm an elf, not a genie!" he said.

"Ok," I said, "I'd like to have $1000 for every day of the rest of my life."

The elf thought a minute, then gave me a $50.

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