"Oh, poor Mr. Jones," mourned Mrs. Smith. "Did you hear what happened to him? He tripped at the top of the stairs, fell down the whole flight, banged his head, and died."
"Died?" said Mrs. Robinson, shocked.
"Died!" repeated Mrs. Smith with emphasis. "Broke his glasses, too."
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