Don't drink and drive, get all of your drinking done before you get behind the wheel.
Don't waste beer, there are sober people in India.
The only time I refused a drink I didn't understand the question.
Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal.
You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion.
Don't talk to the driver while he's drinking.
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