An old man boarded a bus and sat down across the aisle from a punk kid. The punk had bushy hair that was dyed all different colors: red, yellow, green, blue and orange. He had clips of feathers hanging from his ears and hair.
The old man kept staring at him until the punk said to the old man, "Hey old man, haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life before?"
The old man answered, "Hell yeah, I have, I screwed a parrot about 20 years ago and I thought you were my son!"
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