This olw women was feelin some pinchin pains in her "you know what"
So she went to a doctor and said "I have pains what are they?"
The doctor said "Honey you've got crabs."
The girl said "How could that be? I'm a virgin."
The doctor repeated "Belive me, you've got crabs."
She went to another doctor and he said that same thing.
However, the third doctor had a different diagnosis. He said "Honey you don't have crabs, your cherries are rotten!"
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