There's this really old guy at an old-timer's dance, and the problem is that he hasn't scored any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with all the grandmas all night, but still hadn't scored a root.

Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said "I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place for a root? I'll give you 20 bucks!"

She says "I'm willing, let's go" They get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay, they head for the bedroom. He's loving the sex, and can't get over how tight she is for such an old woman, maybe she's a virgin. After the whole performance, he rolls off of her and says "Wow! Lady if I had of known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks"

Surprised, she says "If I had of known you were actually going to get a boner then I would have taken my stockings off!!"

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