Bad Pickup Lines
- Did you trip over a tree on the way here?
How about a
- I've thought you were beautiful since I first saw you
through the smoke and haze from the other side of the night-club,
now that I'm closer I can see that smoke doesn't only give you heart
disease and lung cancer, it also distorts your vision.
- You look like the kind of girl that could light up
the whole room with a smile, like a million watt light bulb.
Wait for her to smile
Hmm.. I was wrong, but that's OK, candle light is cool.
- Do you want to fuck?
Well, would you lie down while I
- What's a girl like you doing sitting on the end of my knob?
Sorry, wishful thinking.
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
- My friends and I saw you over here, and decided that a girl
as beautiful as you can't be left to sit on her own.
So, we drew lots to see who would come over here and ask you to dance.
I lost, so here I am.
- Look, you're a nice girl, I'm a nice guy.
Would you like to take a shower?
- I'm an organ donor. Do you need anything?