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Bad Pickup Lines

  • Did you trip over a tree on the way here?
    No?
    How about a root?

  • I've thought you were beautiful since I first saw you through the smoke and haze from the other side of the night-club, now that I'm closer I can see that smoke doesn't only give you heart disease and lung cancer, it also distorts your vision.

  • You look like the kind of girl that could light up the whole room with a smile, like a million watt light bulb.
    Wait for her to smile
    Hmm.. I was wrong, but that's OK, candle light is cool.

  • Do you want to fuck?
    No?
    Well, would you lie down while I have one?

  • What's a girl like you doing sitting on the end of my knob?
    Whoops!
    Sorry, wishful thinking.

  • I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

  • My friends and I saw you over here, and decided that a girl as beautiful as you can't be left to sit on her own. So, we drew lots to see who would come over here and ask you to dance. I lost, so here I am.

  • Look, you're a nice girl, I'm a nice guy. Would you like to take a shower?

  • I'm an organ donor. Do you need anything?

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