A pair of counterfeiters accidentally make some thirteen dollar bills. No business in town will accept the money, and they are about to throw it away when they run across a store run by an [ethnic].
They ask the [ethnic] for change from the $13 bill, and he replies "Certainly, would you like a nine and a four, or a seven and two threes?"
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