A rabbit and a skunk were abandoned at birth. After a couple of days they run into each other and decide to keep on living with each other. Neither one has seen an animal of its kind so they were wondering what they were. So the rabbit says to the skunk "what do I look like?" The skunk replied, "well, you have a little pink nose, a fluffy tail, and you're all white. You must be a rabbit then!" said the skunk. Then the skunk asked the rabbit "what do I look like?" The rabbit replied, "well, you're not black or white, you're pretty ugly, and you sure do smell bad." After a few seconds of pondering the rabbit screamed out "I know what you are." "You're Mexican."
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