A New York lawyer died in poverty and members of the city s legal society were donating to a fund for his funeral. The Circuit Court Judge was asked to donate a dollar.
"A dollar?" said the Justice, "It only takes dollar to bury an attorney? Here's a C-Note; go bury 100 of them!
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