The doctor tells his patient "I have good news and bad news for you, which would you like to hear first?"
The patient asks for the bad news first.
"I have the results from your lab tests, and you only have 24 hours to live."
"That's the bad news? what's the good news?"
"See that gourgeous blonde nurse of min at the front desk?" says the doctor.
"What about her?" asks the patient.
The doctor leans over and whispers into the patient's ear "I'm screwing her."
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