A small business owner was giving a speech on the trials and tribulations of running a shop in today's society. He summarized by simply saying "All lawyers are assholes"
At that, a man in the back of the room stood up and yelled "Hey! I resent that remark!"
The speaker asked "Are you a lawyer?"
"No," said the man in the back, "I'm an asshole."
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