Three nuns died and went to heaven. Outside the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "I am sorry, I know you are nuns, but before I let you in, I have to ask you each one question, if you answer correctly, you can enter." "That's all right," they said.
"Okay," St. Peter said, he asked the 1st nun "Who was the first man on Earth?"
The first nun replied, "That's easy, Adam."
Bright lights came on the chimes sounded, and the Gates opened. The first nun entered.
Peter asked the second nun "Who was the first woman on Earth?"
The second nun replied, "That's easy, Eve."
Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened. The second nun entered.
Peter asked the last nun. "What were the first words that Eve ever said to Adam?"
The last nun replied. "Oh, that's hard....."
Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened.
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