The town dimwit died and went to Heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, he met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" he said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dimwit thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
The dimwit started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
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