Three men died and they went to the pearly gates. Saint Peter told them that the kind of vehicle they would drive in heaven depended on how they lived their life.
He told the first man he would have a Cadillac because he lived a good life and never cheated on his wife.
He told the second he would have a motorcycle because he only cheated on his wife once and he regretted it.
Then he told the third guy he would have a bicycle because he cheated on his wife alot.
Well, two years later, the man on the bicycle spotted the man in the Cadillac crying.
He asked why he is crying since he had such a nice car and the man replied, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"
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