The mother ship lands on the White House lawn. Every TV camera and military weapon in the world is pointed at it as it lands. A hatch opens at the bottom of the ship and an eerie green glow comes out of the opening.
President Clinton approaches the ship and an alien comes down the stairs. He is a little guy wearing black pants, black shoes, and a black hat, with a long beard. President Clinton says "Welcome to Earth".
The alien says "It's an honor to meet you. We come in peace".
President Clinton says "It's an honor to meet you too, but I have one question. Do all your people look and dress the way you do?".
The alien replies "Only the Hassidim".
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