A rightous woman dies and goes to heaven. God personally greets her and says "Welcome to Heaven. If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know."
"Thank you," said the women, "There is something, see that woman over there..."
"Who Princess Di." said God.
"Yes, I'd like a halo just like hers."
"That's not a halo," said God, "That's a steering wheel."
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