Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines at MIT

10. Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock?

9. I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment.

8. I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on my bedroom floor.

7. I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only)

6. You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.

5. I make excellent use of my hard drive.

4. I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.

3. I always carry protection --You never know when a pen might leak.

2. Hey baby, what's your sine?

1. I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.

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