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A blonde was tired of being blonde and constantly being the subject of all those dumb blonde jokes. She finally dyed her hair brunette.

Elated she decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate her new life. Going past a field of sheep (she loved sheep) she stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?"

The farmer laughed and said "Sure, lady" she gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep"

The farmer said with Amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out"

On her way back to her car she was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey lady! If I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?"

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