A man meets his girl friend of 25 years ago. She was so happy to see him that she couldn't resist and asked him to come up and see her some time.
"With pleasure!" says the man.
So he bought some wine and a bunch of flowers and in the evening he went to see her. When the door opens there she was, stark naked.
"What's this?" the man was shocked.
She smiles and says, "I wore my birthday dress for you."
"That's great" he says some what embarassed, " But couldn't you have pressed it first?"
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