The three stages of marital sex
Honeymoon sex:This is where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex:
This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex:
This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "SCREW YOU".
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