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There once was a gorgeous woman who went to the shoe store wearing a tiny mini-skirt and no panties

She spent hours trying on dozens of pairs of shoes, but she couldn't find anything she liked. The poor salesmen was going crazy; running back and forth to the storeroom, while trying not to be obvious about looking up her skirt.

Finally, the salesmen couldn't suppress his desire any more and and told the lady "I'd love to fill your pussy full of ice cream, and eat every drop!"

The lady was outraged. "My husband is a weightlifter, and I'm going to call him right now to kick your ass." She took out her cellular phone and summoned her husband.

Her husband arrived demanding to know the situation. She repeated what the saleman had said and told the husband to kick the salesman's ass.

The husband considered the situation and said "Let me give you three reasons why I'm not going to kick his ass:

  1. You shouldn't have left the house without underwear.
  2. You already have enough shoes.
  3. I'm not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream.

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