There was a lady who went to the tattoo parlor and got two tattoos, one of a turkey on her inside left thigh and another on her inside right thigh.
She got home and showed her husband and he asked "Why did you get those there?"
She said "Because you're always bitching that you never have anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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