One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have great news! I'm getting married to Mary Collins, the most beautiful girl in town." After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I... Well, I have to tell you that I've slept with other women. Mary is your half-sister! You can't marry her."
George was heartsick after he broke the engagement and didn't date for a year. But, after while, he came home and proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father took him aside and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George mad enough that he went to his mother with the news. "Dad's such a jerk! I'm never going to get married!" he swore. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is his daughter!"
"I wish you'd told me this before." his mother said, shaking her head. "Don't be worried by anything he says. He's not really your father."
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