The guy was a golf nut. He and a friend were on the green when a
funeral procession passed by. The man doffed his cap and stood at
attention until the funeral procession was out of sight. His friend
asked, "Are you always so touched at the sight of a funeral?" "No," he
answered as he swung at the ball. "That was my wife. We would have
been married twenty-seven years tomorrow."
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