Men Are LikeMen are like....bunny rabbits.
They're cute at first. But you get tired of picking up their crap!!
Men are like...power tools.
They make a lot of noise. But it's hard to get them to work!!
Men are like....vacuum cleaners.
They're not much fun. But at least you get to push them around!!
Men are like....road kill.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell!!
Men are like ....soap operas.
They're fun to look at. But dont believe everything you hear!!
Men are like....pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy!!
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