The American couple was vacationing on the beach in France with their seven year old son.
The young boy wondered around on the beach, astonished by all the nudity. After spying one particulary well endowed woman, he went back to his mom and said, "Mommy! Mommy! There's a French women on the beach with the biggest tits I've ever seen!".
The mom, explained to he son, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
The boy wondered off again, this time setting his gaze a bit lower. After a a few minutes of wondering he came running back and said "Mommy! Mommy! There's a French man on the beach with a bigger penis than daddy!".
Again, the mom explained, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
Off again the little boy wondered, only to return in a few minutes to say "Mommy! Mommy! Daddy wasw talking to a really dumb French lady, and the more he talked the dumber he got!"
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