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In a little Italian village a man and his wife of 50 years were rocking back and forth on their porch.

Suddenly, the wife stopped, grabbed her cane and she wacked her husband across his shins as hard as she could.

He cried out in pain, his eyes watered, tears ran down his face and he gasped, "Why did you do that?"

She replied, "That's for 50 years of bad sex." He nodded his head but said nothing.

Slowly, husband and wife began to rock again.

Then suddenly the man stopped, grabbed his own cane and he wacked his wife across her shins as hard as he could.

When her eyes quit tearing and the pain subsided so that she could finally speak, she asked, "What was that for?"

"That's for knowing the difference."

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