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A carrot and a celery stalk got married, and after a particularly wild wedding reception took off in their car for Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. Unfortunately the celery stalk (who was driving) had had a little too much to drink, and got the car into an accident.
The celery stalk was relatively unhurt, but the carrot had to be rushed off to the hospital for an emergency operation. After five hours the surgeon finally emerged from the operating room. The celery, who had been pacing back and forth in the waiting room, rushed up to the doctor and asked "Will she live?"
The doctor solemnly replied, "Yes, but she'll be a vegetable."

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