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Why Beer is Better than Women

  1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
  2. Beer stains wash out.
  3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
  4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.
  5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
  6. Beer is never late.
  7. Hangovers go away.
  8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
  10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  11. Beer never has a headache.
  12. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
  13. A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
  14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
  15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
  16. A beer always goes down easy.
  17. You can share a beer with your friends.
  18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
  19. A beer is always wet.
  20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
  21. You can have a beer in public.
  22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
  23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
  24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

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