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One day, this little boy walked by his mother's room, when he heard some strange noises coming from inside. So he peeked inside the door, and saw his mother rubbing herself all over saying, "I need a man, I need a man." Not giving it any thought, the little boy just went outside to play. When he came back home, he again heard noises from his mother's room, so when he went to look, he saw a strange man in bed with his mother. The little boy says to himself, "Wow, her wish came true!", so he runs to his room, takes off all his clothes, starts rubbing himself all over, and says, "I need a bike, I need a bike!"
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