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A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical s/he says, "You can get dressed now-- your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the patient gets to the office, the MD says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health--I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh." The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for that--you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week."
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