A man set up an appointment with the psychiatrist for a bit of a strange problem. On his initial consultation, he told the doctor, "I have the urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer at work."
The doctor told him to try to think about other things, and sent him on his way. Next week, the guy was back. "Doctor, I really want to stick my dick in the pickle slicer, I can't describe how badly I want to!"
Finally the doctor says, "Well, maybe the only way to cure yourself of this obsession is to just go ahead and do it. But be prepared to accept the consequences!"
So a week later the guy comes back. The doctor asks him, "Well, did you stick your dick in the pickle slicer?" and to that the guy replies, "Yeah."
"Well, what happened?" asks the doctor. The replies, "We both got fired."
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