A hunter goes into the gun shop, and buys a rifle to go bear hunting.
He gets to the forrest, and sees a bear. He aims the rifle and shoots, fur flies everywhere. He goes up to see how badly hurt the bear is, when all of a sudden there is a tap on his shoulder.
It's the bear.
The bear picks him up, pulls his pants down, and fucks him up the arse. The hunter goes back to the gun shop, and buys a double barrelled shotgun, then heads back to the forrest.
He sees the bear, and shoots at him - fur flies everywhere. He walks up to see if he hit, and there's a tap on his shoulder. It's the bear again. The bear picks him up, pulls his pants down, and fucks him up the arse.
The hunter goes back to the gun shop, and buys an M16, then heads back to the forrest. Seeing the bear, he shoots at him, fur flies everywhere.
He walks up to see if he hit, and there's a tap on his shoulder.
It's the bear again. The bear picks him up, pulls his pants down, and fucks him up the arse.
The hunter goes back to the gun shop, and buys a rocket launcher, then heads back to the forrest. Seeing the bear, he fires five rockets at him, explosions and fur flies everywhere.
He walks up to see if he hit, and there's a tap on his shoulder. The bear says "You don't really come up here for the hunting, do you?"
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