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What are the Five Reasons not wanting to be an Egg?

  1. You only get laid once.

  2. You only get eaten once.

  3. It takes you 7 minutes to get hard (in boiling water).

  4. You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

  5. The only one that sits on your face is your mother.

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