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An old woman goes into a bikers bar. She demands to talk to the leader. A tough looking bearded biker stands up. "I wanna join your gang!", she says. The biker thinks for a second. "Do you have any tatoos?" he asks. "Sure'' as she bares her arm. "Hmmm, do you have a leather jacket?" "Out on my hog." she says. "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" "No, but I've been swung around by my tits a few times!"
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