An old woman goes into a bikers bar. She demands to talk to the leader.
A tough looking bearded biker stands up.
"I wanna join your gang!", she says.
The biker thinks for a second. "Do you have any tatoos?" he asks.
"Sure'' as she bares her arm.
"Hmmm, do you have a leather jacket?"
"Out on my hog." she says.
"You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by my tits a few times!"
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