A guy is finger-fucking this chick he just meet.
The girl is enjoying this very much. She asks for two fingers, and the guy inserts two fingers.
She asks for three fingers, and again the guy is willing to please.
She's screaming for the guy to insert is complete hand. The guy does it (to his amazement).
She's out of control... she then demands the second hand.
The guy can't believe it, but does it anyway.
Screeching at the top of her lungs, she begs him to start applauding in her snatch.
The guy tries but can't do it, so the girl looks at him and says: "I'm pretty tight, hey!"
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