A guy was in a bathroom and a short little man wearing green and talking with an Irish accent spoke to him saying, "I'm a leprechaun, and I'll grant you 3 wishes if you grant me one."
The guy was a bit amazed. The little man went on, "Don't ya see?...I'm a leprechaun. I'm short, Irish, dressed in green. Don't you want those wishes?"
The man thought for a moment and then asked for 10 million dollars, all the women he could ever want, and a mansion.
The little man said, "OK, you can have all those if you give me my wish. I want to fuck you in the ass!"
The guy was astounded and blurted, "What?"
The little man repeats, "You heard me: I want to fuck you in the ass. Do ya want those 3 wishes in trade fer my one or not?"
The guy finally drops his pants and the little man begins. Amid the groaning the little man says, "Now how old be you?"
The guy replies, "42."
And the little man says, "42 years old and ya still believe in leprechauns!."
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