George drops in on the golf course wanting to play an impromptu round of golf. The golf pro explains that they're pretty busy, but there is a woman about to tee off by herself, and if George hurries, he can play with her.
George rushes down, and asks the woman if he can join her. Sally introduces herself, and says "Yes."
Well George and Sally immediately it it off. They were golfing, talking, laughing, having the time of their lives. When they got to the 17th tee, Sally invited George into the woods for a blow-job. Of course, George agreed.
When the game was over, George asked Sally if she would like to play again the following week. The two of them started having a regular weekly game, with Sally's special bonus for George just off the 17th tee.
One day, after a few months of this, Sally told George "I have something very important to tell you."
"What is it?" George asked nervously, "Has someone found out about us?"
"Actually," Sally said, "My real name is Sam. I'm not really a woman, I'm a man."
George was stunned and angered, "Do you mean to tell me that all this time you've been a man yet you've been hitting from the woman's tee!"
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