A man who has had a terrible accident walks into a doctors office. He has lost his penis, but the rest of the package is intact. He has met a woman who he feels is very special but his shortcoming leads him to lack confidence.
Man: "Doc, there's got to be something you can do for me?"
Doc:"Well, give me a week to do some research."
A week later the man eagerly returns.
Doc: "Well, I'm afraid none of my colleagues could help you but I've got a friend who is a taxidermist. He gave me the last 6-inches of an elephant trunk. It's your only option."
Man: "I don't know Doc. If it's my only option, let's go for it."
The man has the operation and leaves the hospital to test out his noew equipment. He takes his lady friend to a really nice restaraunt. The couple is engaged in some light conversation and the man starts to feel pretty good about the situation. They are looking at the wine list and the waiter brings them a basket of rolls. All of a sudden something comes out from under the table, grabs a roll, and dissapears back under the table. The woman pushes her chair back and starts freaking out. To calm her the man says;
"Don't be alarmed hun. It's a little trick, and I'm the only one who knows how to do it."
Woman: "That was pretty neat. Can you do it again?"
Man: "I think so but I don't know if my asshole can take another roll."
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