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A young man is starting his first ever job at a morgue. The boss of the morgue thinks, "I'll throw him in at the deep end on his first day, give him a real challenge". So he takes the young man to a door, and he tells the young man, "Behind this door is a room with nothing in it apart from a dead old woman lying completely naked on a slab. You have to go in and inspect her body."

"Inspect her body?" the young man asks.

"Yes", replies the Boss, "Check if everything's OK"

So the young man goes through the door into the room, and the boss waits outside. After what seems like a very long time, the young man comes out of the room.

"Everything OK?" asks the boss.

"Yes", answers the young man, "Except one thing. She's got a prawn stuck up her cunt."

"She's got a prawn stuck up her cunt!!?", exclaims the boss, astonished.

"Yes", replies the young man.

The boss decides he has to go and check this. So he goes into the room, and the young man waits outside. The boss quickly returns, and the young man says, "See, I told you".

"That's not a prawn, that's her clittoris!", explains the boss.

"Well, it tasted like a prawn", answers the young man.

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