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Two Irishmen, Abdul and Mohammed, are driving their camel across the desert. At the last two oases, the camel has refused to drink, and is now quite dry. They fear he will die of dehydration. They reach one more oasis, and after Abdul and Mohammed have slacked their thirst, they start to work on getting the camel to drink. No amount of urging, cursing, or beating the camel sticks will get him to drink the water.

Finally, in desperation, Mohammed tells Abdul: "We will force him to drink. I will grab his ears and push his head down into the water. Meanwhile, you go around the back and suck.' Abdul agrees, and they begin the plan. After several minutes have passed, Mohammed asks Abdul: "How are things coming back there?" Abdul replies: "I think you have his head too low, all I am getting is mud!"

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