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Two african american kids (a boy and a girl) go out trick or treating and stop at a lady's house for candy. Lady: Who are you two supposed to be? Kids: Hansel and Gretel Lady: You can't be Hansel and Gretel, they're white. So the kids went home and changed and went back to the lady's house. Lady: Now who are you supposed to be? Kids: Jack and Jill. Lady: You can't be Jack and Jill, they're white. Then the kids went home to change again but went back to the lady's house with nothing on this time. Lady: What are you supposed to be this time? Kids: Hershey bars, one with nuts and one without.
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