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After a shipwreck an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are stranded on an island. They survive there for a while, and one fine morning a bottle is washed up on the shore. They open it and out comes a genie. So, of course it says: "I've been in that bottle for a thousand years, and I am infinitely grateful to you for letting me out. I will grant each of you one wish." The Englishman says, "I want a million pounds and to go home." So he disappears. The Frenchman says, "I want a million women and to go home." So he disappears. The Russian grows sad, and says "Why, they were nice. I grew to like them! I want a million bottles of vodka, and... Both of them back!"
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