A truck driver was doing a cross country haul and he hated [ethnics] with a passion. Every time he saw an [ethnic] hitch hiking he would swerve off the road and hit them.
This had gone on for about 7 or 8 hours when he saw a pastor hitch hiking. He had to pick him up but he wondered what he would do about the blood, he decided to not to make conversation of it and picked up the pastor. Luckily enough the pastor didn't seem to notice.
About 20 minutes later the truck driver spotted another hitch hiker and thought "Maybe if I act like I'm falling asleep at the wheel I can swerve off the road and hit him".
So he then proceded to act like he was falling asleep and swerve off the road. Two seconds later he heard a loud thump and looked up excitedly and said Did I get 'em!"
The pastor looked up and said "No my son, but I got him with the door."
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