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There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, James; and a Mexican girl Jaunita in a spelling bee at school. To win the spelling bee the student must spell the word correctly and use the word in a sentence. Teacher: James, spell dictate. James: d-e-c-t-a-t-e Teacher: Sorry that's wrong. Teacher: Juanita spell dictate. Juanita: d-i-k-t-a-t-e Teacher: Sorry that's wrong. Teacher: Malcolm spell dictate. Malcolm: d-i-c-t-a-t-e Teacher: Correct Malcolm. Now use it in a sentence. Malcolm: Juanita, how my dic tate las nite?
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