There is a family of ducks walking along the road, when all of the sudden a car swerves and kills all but one baby. Realizing that he doesn't yet know what he is, he wanders around looking for some answers. He sees a family of skunks walking in the same area as his family was, and what do you know a car killed all but one of the babies too. So the baby duck goes up to the baby skunk and says "Do you know what I am?"
The skunk says "Well you're yellow, you have a beak, webbed feet, and feathers, so you must be a duck. Do you know what I am?"
The duck says "Well youre not quite white, not quite black, you smell like shit, so you must be a Mexican."
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