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Leroy was a 17 year old ninth grader. Leroy got this homework assignment in his Ebonics class. All he had to do was use each of the following words in a sentence. The following is how he completed the assignment. Rectum: I had two Caddilacs but my ol lady rectum. Hotel : I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel evabody. Odyssey : I told my bro, man, you odyssey da tits on da hoe. Stain : My muda-in-law axed me if I'm stain for dinna agin. Seldom : My cousin give me tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom. Penis : I went to da docta an he hanned me a cup and said penis. Foreclose : If I pay alimony dis munf, I'd have no muny foreclose. Undermine : Dare's a fine lookin hoe livin in da partmunt undermine. Disappointment : My parole offcer tel me if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me Tripoli : I was gonne buy my ol lady a bra but I coudnt find no Tripoli Income : I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife Honor : At da rape trial da judge axed my bro who be honor first. Fortify : I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify. Israel : Alphonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man dat looks fake and he said no Leroy, Israel.
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