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An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out for a part in a local College Station play. Sympathizing with his zeal for the part, the cast director agreed to include him in it, but under two conditions, he'd better do a heck of good job, and he would only get one line in the entire play: "Hark! the cannon just fired!" So the elderly aggie goes home, brags to all his friends about it, and continually yells: "Hark! the cannon just fired!" "Hark! the cannon just fired!" Finally on the night of the performace, during the highlight of the play, the booming sound of a menacing cannon shakes the entire theatre, the audience, in complete awe and silence... At the top of his lungs the aggie shouts: "What the hell was that?!"
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