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There are a Frenchman, an Englishman, a German and a Jew on a plane, and about half way through their flight the captain reports that there are engine troubles, and in order to stay in the air the plane must lose some weight. After the baggage is dropped, the plane is still too heavy.

The frenchman, being full of pride for his country, opens the plane door and says "Viva la France" and jumps out. Still too heavy.

The Englishman says "For my Queen and country" and jumps out, but the plane is still too heavy.

The German says "For the Fatherland" and pushes the Jew out.

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