One day Bob and Tom were playing outside by the barn. Bob's mom came out to get them for lunch and saw them playing with a rubber.
Mom yelled at Bob and Tom to get in the house and wash their hands.
The two boys ran in, washed and come back out.
A moment later Mom yelled again for them to get back in and wash their hands.
Bob and Tom confused went in the house again, washed and came back outside.
Again, Mom yelled for them to come back and rewash their hands.
As the boys came back to the house, Tom turned to Bob and said "I guess your mom's pretty upset with us for playing with that. It's a good thing she didn't find out we ate the pudding inside!"
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