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A homeless person walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a cocktail stick. The barman, being a nice guy, gives the man a cocktail stick. The guy thanks him and leaves. A couple of minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. The barman, getting rather confused gives him one and watches him leave. Another homeless guy comes in and asks for the same thing. A fourth homeless guy comes in and asks for a straw. The barman asks "Don't you want a cocktail stick like all the others?" The homeless guy says "No thanks. Someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone!"
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